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July 16, 2010

BASIC RUN COMMANDS !!!!!!!!

 
This is an article for all those guys who would like to perform the simple operations in the\ir computer using run commands.it can be the neeed of time or else just an adventure for all of you but I strongly feel all of us shouyld know some of the basic run commands which could prove to be very handy in some situations

RUN COMMANDS 
  • appwiz.cpl -- Used to run Add/Remove wizard
  • Calc --Calculator
  • Cfgwiz32 --ISDN Configuration Wizard
  • Charmap --Character Map
  • Chkdisk --Repair damaged files
  • Cleanmgr --Cleans up hard drives
  • Clipbrd --Windows Clipboard viewer
  • Control --Displays Control Panel
  • Cmd --Opens a new Command Window
  • Control mouse --Used to control mouse properties
  • Dcomcnfg --DCOM user security
  • Debug --Assembly language programming tool
  • Defrag --Defragmentation tool
  • Drwatson --Records programs crash & snapshots
  • Dxdiag --DirectX Diagnostic Utility
  • Explorer --Windows Explorer
  • Fontview --Graphical font viewer
  • Fsmgmt.msc -- Used to open shared folders
  • Firewall.cpl  -- Used to configure windows firewall
  • Ftp -ftp.exe program
  • Hostname --Returns Computer's name
  • Hdwwiz.cpl -- Used to run Add Hardware wizard
  • Ipconfig --Displays IP configuration for all network adapters
  • Logoff -- Used to logoff the computer
  • MMC --Microsoft Management Console
  • Msconfig --Configuration to edit startup files
  • Mstsc -- Used to access remote desktop
  • Mrc -- Malicious Software Removal Tool
  • Msinfo32 --Microsoft System Information Utility
  • Nbtstat --Displays stats and current connections using NetBIOS over TCP/IP
  • Netstat --Displays all active network connections
  • Nslookup--Returns your local DNS server
  • Osk ---Used to access on screen keyboard
  • Perfmon.msc -- Used to configure the performance of Monitor.
  • Ping --Sends data to a specified host/IP
  • Powercfg.cpl -- Used to configure power option
  • Regedit --Registry Editor
  • Regwiz -- Registration wizard
  • Sfc /scannow -- System File Checker
  • Sndrec32 --Sound Recorder
  • Shutdown -- Used to shutdown the windows
  • Spider -- Used to open spider solitaire card game
  • Sfc / scannow -- Used to run system file checker utility.
  • Sndvol32 --Volume control for soundcard
  • Sysedit -- Edit system startup files
  • Taskmgr --Task manager
  • Telephon.cpl -- Used to configure modem options.
  • Telnet --Telnet program
  • Tracert --Traces and displays all paths required to reach an internet host
  • Winchat -- Used to chat with Microsoft
  • Wmplayer -- Used to run Windows Media player
  • Wab -- Used to open Windows address Book.
  • WinWord -- Used to open Microsoft word
  • Winipcfg --Displays IP configuration
  • Winver -- Used to check Windows Version
  • Wupdmgr --Takes you to Microsoft Windows Update
  • Write -- Used to open WordPad

Confidence and Will Power

 
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison . The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son , I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad
.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

" For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden !! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.


His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here ."

********

- Moral Of the Story

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.

CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE

 
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6 year olds; specially the last question, it's a classic !

1. Don't change horses.......until they stop running.

2. Strike while the.............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before......Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that.................looks dirty.

7. No news is..........................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a............Mr.


9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..............stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.............. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the................... pigs.


13. An idle mind is.............the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who............gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ......................not much.
17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on at bedtime.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed.........get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you.......see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind....run & get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last but not the least. . . .

25. Better late than.............pregnant.

Learn BUSINESS ....

 
Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral: You can have anything even if you have nothing to begin with.

A Game -- SCRABBLE

 
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE




AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Just Friends VS.Best Friends

 
Just Friends VS.Best Friends


A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??


A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.

A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.

A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story.....


A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.

A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....



A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....


A Just Friend doesn't have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesn't know...what all to finish.....

Bill Gates leaves Microsoft !!! But Y ???

 
This Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found someproblems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? Ifind only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do notprovide 'My Secret Places'. 

I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Banta Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

"Something About Wives".......

 
Ladies Plss Dont Mind
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the
carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied,_ In the lake."

-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since
the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married; then it was too
late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking
they had no faults at all.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,_ Okay, give me a million dollars and
beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.

32 replies when you propose a girl !!....

 
READ EACH LINE......... It's Too Good !!!!
32 replies when you propose a girl!!

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......


3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .... eek.gif

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....


7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai??

8)Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai
naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu??


11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye dohno ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai .....blah...blah...."


15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanti hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " (Which
we guys most

oftenly do ) -- velly bad

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..


18)Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki (probably
followed by a

slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam sick.gif


21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon

23) Now that's a real tragedy.
Girl: Hee hee hee hee hee..hee...heehee
Hee hee hee hee heeheeheehee(is she mad)


24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.

Ha ha ha ha.

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge


32) Kyu, Tina ne "No" bola?

Pregnant Daughter

 
A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this
'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them: "Good Morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll
take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory
and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"

You think English is Easy ???

 
1: The bandage was wound
around the wound. 

2: The farm was used to produce produce.
 
3: The dump was so full that
it had to refuse more refuse.
 
4:We must polish the Polish furniture.
 
5: He could lead if he would get the lead out.
 
6: The soldier decided to desert his
dessert in the desert.
 
7: Since there is no time like the present,
he thought it was time to present the present.
 
8: A bass was painted on the head
of the bass drum.
 
9: When shot at, the dove,
dove into the bushes.

10: I did not object to the object. 

11:The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
 
12:There was a row among the oarsmen
about how to row.
 
13:They were too close to the door to close it.
 
14:The buck does funny things when
the does are present.
 
15: A seamstress and a sewer fell down
into a sewer line.
 
16: To help with planting,
the farmer taught his sow to sow.
 
17:The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
 
18: Upon seeing the tear in the painting
I shed a tear.
 
19: I had to subject the subject
to a series of tests.
 
20: How can I intimate this to my most
intimate fried? 

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England
or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,
which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted,
but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and
a guinea pig is neither from Guinea
nor is it a pig.
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance
be the same, while a wise man
and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique
lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people,
not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which,
of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out,
they are visible, but when the lights are out,
they are invisible.
You lovers of the English language
might also enjoy this:

There is a two-letter word that perhaps
has more meanings than any other
two-letter word.
That is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP,
meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list,
but when we awaken in the morning,
why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP and why are the
officers UP for election and why is it
UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room,
polish UP the silver, we warm UP
the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys
fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has
real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets,
work UP an appetite, and
think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but
to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be Opened UP because
it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning
but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed-UP
about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP, look the word UP
in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary,
it takes UP almost 1/4thof the page
and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try
building UP a list of the many
Ways UP is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time,
but if you don't give UP,
you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain,
we say it is clouding UP
When the sun comes out we say
it is clearing UP .

When it rains,
it wets the earth and often
messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile,
things dry UP .

One could go on and on,
but I'll wrap it UP,
for now my time is Up...

so... time to shut-UP!