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November 29, 2010

Improve Ur Life...!!!

 
This is amazing, he died of pancreatic cancer in 2008, but wrote a book ‘The last lecture” before then, one of the bestsellers in 2007. What a legacy to leave behind … 
In a letter to his wife Jai and his children, Dylan, Logan, and Chloe, he wrote this beautiful "guide to a better life" for his wife and children to follow.
May you be blessed by his insight. 




POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE  


Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment 
3. Don't over do; keep your limits 
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does 
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip 
6. Dream more while you are awake 
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That wi ll ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present 
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you 
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. 
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others 
17. Forgive everyone for everything 
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6 
19. Try t o make at least three people smile each day 
20. What other people think of you is none of your business 
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do. 
23. GOD heals everything 
24. Do the right things 
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change 
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up 
27. The best is yet to come 
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful 
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it 
30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy. 

While you practice all of the above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with, 
people you play with, people you work with and people you live with.
Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you.  


November 28, 2010

Asian Games: Names of Indian medal winners

 
Names of Indian medal winners in the Asian Games which concluded Saturday(Nov 27 '2010):

Gold:

Athletics:
Sudha Singh: Women's 3000m Steeplechase
Joseph Abraham: Men's 400m Hurdles
Ashwini Akkunji: Women's 400m Hurdles
Preeja Sreedharan: Women's 10,000m
Women's 4 x 400m Relay

Billiards:
Pankaj Advani: Men's Singles

Boxing:
Vikas Krishan: Men's 60kg
Vijender Singh: Men's 75kg

Kabaddi:
Men's Team
Women's Team

Shooting:
Ronjan Sodhi: Men's Double Trap

Rowing:
Bajrang Lal Takhar: Men's Single Sculls

Tennis:
Somdev Devvarman: Men's Singles
Somdev/Sanam Singh Men's Doubles
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Silver:

Archery:
Tarundeep Rai: Individual silver

Athletics:
Preeja Sreedharan: Women's 5000m Silver
Kavita Raut: Women's 10,000m Silver

Snooker: Men's Team

Boxing:
Santhosh Virothu Men's 64kg
Dinesh Kumar Men's 81kg
Manpreet Singh Men's 91kg

Golf:
India Men's Team

Rowing:
India Men's Four
India Men's Eight
India Lightweight Men's Four

Sailing:
Open Match Racing

Shooting:
Women's 10m Air Pistol Team
India Men's 10m Air Rifle Team
Gagan Narang: Men's 10m Air Rifle

Tennis:
Sania Mirza/Vishnu Vardhan: Mixed Doubles

Wushu:
Sandhyara Wangkhem: Women's Sanshou 60kg
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Bronze:

Archery:
Men's Team
Women's Team
Artistic Gymnastics:
Ashish Kumar: Men's floor

Athletics:
Tintu Luka: Women's 800m
Kavita Raut: Women's 5000m
Krishna Poonia: Women's Discus Throw
Pramila Ganapathy: Women's Heptathlon

Billiards:
Aditya Sneha Mehta: Men's Snooker Singles
Alok Kumar: Men's 8-Ball Pool Singles

Boxing:
MC Mary Kom: Women's 48-51kg
Suranjoy Singh: Men's 52kg
Kavita Goyat: Women's 69-75kg
Paramjeet Samota: Men's +91kg

Chess:
Harika Dronavalli: Women's Individual
Men's Team

Hockey:
Men's Team
Roller Sports:
Anup Kumar: Men's Single Free Skating
Avani Bharath Kumar: Pairs Skating

Rowing:
Pratima Puhana/Pramila Minz Women's Pair

Shooting:
Vijay Kumar: Men's 10m Air Pistol
Vijay Kumar: Men's 25m Center Fire Pistol
Men's Trap Team
Men's Double Trap Team

Squash:
Saurav Ghosal: Men's Individual
India Men's Team
India Women's Team

Swimming:
Virdhawal Khade: Men's 50m Butterfly

Tennis:
Sania Mirza: Women's Singles
Men's Team

Wrestling:
Ravinder Singh: Men's Greco-Roman 60 kg
Sunilkumar Rana: Men's Greco-Roman 66 kg
Mausam Khatri: Men's Freestyle 96 kg
Wushu:
Bimol Mayanglambam Men's Sanshou 60kg

7 Gate Tips and Tricks

 
7 GATE Tips N Tricks

1. Material Collection 
   Syllabus 
   All the relevant books based on the subject(Divide the books in two groups - 
   
   (1) Fundamental and basic concepts (2) Problem oriented 
   
   Some books helpful for pre-requisite knowledge on the subject 
   Some good guide books for GATE 
   Previous questions papers


2. Keep contact with some expert and GATE experienced persons 


3. Study - Syllabus and Previous questions papers 


4. Start from the first chapter 
   read at least 5 books, it will widen your knowledge(if necessary consult with the books for      pre-requisite knowledge or with some expert) 
  
   Note down the probable concepts (definitions, unit, dimension etc.) 
   Note down necessary theories, formulae etc 
   Solve problems as maximum as possible(from text books, Guide books etc)   
   Think about various tricks in solving problems(if necessary, note it) 
   Go for series of self tests based on this chapter(take other's help to conduct tests) 
   Continue the self tests until getting a very good score


5. Solve more and more problems, discover more and more new tricks… 


6. Follow the same procedure for the rest chapters 


7. Finally, go for self tests based on whole syllabus (take other's help to conduct these tests) 


 On the exam day…you will be at the Pick, who can stop you? 

Missing Husband

 


A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????


Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.


The woman started crying
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Poems written by angry husband to his wife

 



I wrote your name on sand it got washed. 
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then 
I wrote your name on my Heart & i got Heart Attack. 



God saw me hungry, he created pizza. 
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 




Twinkle Twinkle little star 
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. 


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too. 
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you? 


Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo, 
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.

Kids Really Hate Politicians

 

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Drinking Problem

 

How to Treat a Girl

 

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your *** at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

Unusual Sleep In Public Places

 

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A Hilarious Mail

 
A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.


* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)


NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ..... But who knows. So please forward.
 

It Does Not Matter Who You Are

 
May be you are King of World...

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May be you are most dangerous in world...

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May be you are an independent one...

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May be you can rule other or rule the World...

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May be you are most lovable by others...

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Either you are a Gentleman...

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Or most Dangerous Killer of the world...

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But The fact is this...
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...Does not matter Who the Hell are you... 

"Less"

 
Our communication - Wireless 
Our dress - Topless 
Our telephone - Cordless 
Our cooking - Fireless 
Our youth - Jobless 
Our food - Fatless 
Our labour - Effortless 
Our conduct - Worthless 
Our relationship - Loveless 
Our attitude - Careless 
Our feelings - Heartless 
Our politics - Shameless 
Our education - Valueless 
Our follies - Countless 
Our arguments - Baseless 

Our Job - Thankless 

Our Boss - Brainless 

(not all, though) 

Our Salary - Very less 

Rajinikanth Reloaded

 
The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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Rajnikanth''s signature.

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........




Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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** Breaking news **





Rajnikanth......




got shot yesterday . .



today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Awesome fact..,






















Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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.Gmail@rajnikant.com

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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER


USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships


INDIA-




*RAJNIKANTH*



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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay
him back...



That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A child went 2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from
ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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That child name is


RAJNIKANTH

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against
RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,


it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth does push-ups,

he isn't lifting himself up.



He is pushing the earth down.

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:

Biggest Movie Mistakes!

Fascinating Parvati Melton

Dirty Fun at Mud Festival

Five Head Snake

I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???


rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind
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BREAKING NEWS.....






FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket, he played a defensive
shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "

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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,




he is now called 50 cent..!!

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...



RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and
broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to
wear his Underwear over his pants..






Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!