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June 21, 2011

Just for Fun :D

 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. 

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

June 10, 2011

Suresh Raina is God

 

After setting the cricket world on fire, Suresh Raina is now setting the Internet on fire. "Suresh Raina is God" is spreading like a wild fire on Google and Twitter trends. I just followed few steps in Google Translate to confirm if 'Suresh Raina is God" of cricket or not. However, I found the real God of cricket. It showed' Sachin Tendulkar is God". I'm sure cricketing fans worldwide wouldn't be disappointed with the results.

Below are steps I followed in Google Translate.

1. Opened Google Translate.

2. Typed : 'Suresh Raina is God"


3. Changed to Translate it to Serbian

4. Copied the Serbian text and translate it back to English

5. The result is " Sachin Tendulkar is God" .

One Line Humour.... Enjoy..

 

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband !
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person..
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
[22] Man : Is there any way for long life ? 
    Dr : Get married.
 
    Man : Will it help ?
 
    Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !
[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do ? 
   Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. 
   It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered..
[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it !

Must Read and Enjoy It

 
Beating the employment 'trap; enjoy it…


Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.  5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is our rambrahmam.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
              Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,  
                 'I do not know JAVA, but I have
                  nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates:  Candidates who never had experience of managing more
                than 100 people may leave.


2000 people leave the room.  


rambrahmam says to himself
                  'I never managed anybody by
                   myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
                   happen to me ?' So he stays.


Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
                leave.

500 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,

'I left school at 15, but what
          have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly,
       Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat
       to leave.

498 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,

'I do not speak one word of
          Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
          and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
          has gone.

Bill  Gates joined them and said
'Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language..'
Calmly, rambrahmam turns to the other candidate and says ' ey ooru meedi? '                                                                                        

The other candidate answers…             ' Tirupathi '









"adi telugu vallante"  !!!

Top 10 things U dont know

 

Few people could argue that without our 5 senses life would be pretty dull. All our senses are extremely important but I think if you asked most people which sense would they least like to lose they would probably say their vision. As with most of our abilities, our vision is something that many of us take for granted. If you stop and think for a moment, you will realize that just about everything we do in our day to day life involves our vision. During this article I am going to try and see if I can get you to start thinking a little bit more about your eyes. Listed below is my top 10 list of weird and wonderful things you didn’t know about your eyes

10.Everyone needs reading glasses as they get older

reading glasses

This is assuming that you already have perfect distance vision. If you are currently reading this article and are under 40 years of age with perfect distance vision, I can say with absolute certainty that you will need reading glasses at some point in the future. For about 99% of the population the age that you will first start needing reading glasses is between 43 and 50 years old. This is because the lens in your eye slowly loses its focusing ability with age. In order to focus things near to you, your lens has to change from a flat to a more spherical shape and it loses the ability to do this as you get older. As you get to around 45 years old you will start to hold things further away from you to keep them focus.

9.The lens in your eye is quicker than any camera lens

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Just behind the pupil sits the eyes natural lens, whose function is to focus on the object you are looking at. Just take a minute to glance around the room and think about how many different distances you are focusing at. Every time you do this, the lens in your eye is instantly changing focus without you even being aware of it! Compare that with a camera lens which takes a few seconds to focus between one distance and another. Just be thankful that the lens in your eye is as quick as it is, otherwise things would be continually going in and out of focus.

8.Your eyes are fully developed by the age of 7 years old

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By the age of 7 years old our eyes are fully developed and are physiologically the same as adult’s eyes. It is for this reason that it is vitally important to pick up a lazy eye before we reach this age. The earlier a lazy eye is diagnosed, the greater the chance it will respond to treatment, as the eyes are still developing and capable of an improvement in vision. Beyond 7 years old no amount of treatment will result in any improvement in vision.

7. You blink approximately 15,000 times each day

windsheild wipers

Blinking is a semi- involuntary function meaning we do it automatically, but can also choose to blink if we so require. Blinking is an extremely important function of your eyes as it helps remove any debris on the surface of your eye, by spreading fresh tears over them. These tears help to nourish your eyes with oxygen and also have important anti bacterial properties. You can think of the function of blinking as being similar to the action of the windscreen wipers on your car, cleaning and removing everything to keep you seeing clearly.

6. Everyone gets cataracts as they get older

cataract

People don’t realize that cataracts are just a normal consequence of getting older and everyone gets them at some point in their life. You can think of cataracts as being similar to getting grey hair, in that it is just a normal natural age change. The average age people first get cataracts is about aged 70 years old and by 80 years old you are guaranteed to have cataracts. In the same way that you could not find any aged 80 years old without grey hair, it would be equally impossible to find anyone over 80 years old without cataracts. Cataracts refer to a gradual clouding of the lens in your eye and typically take about ten years from onset to them needing treatment.

5.Diabetes is often first detected during an eye test

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People who suffer from type 2 diabetes (the type you develop later in life) are often symptom free, meaning they often don’t even know that they have it. This type of diabetes is commonly picked up during an eye test as it can be seen as tiny hemorrhages from leaking blood vessels at the back of your eye. This certainly is good reason to get your eyes tested regularly.

4.You see with your brain and not your eyes

brain

The function of your eyes is to collect all the required information about the object you are looking at. This information is then passed from your eye to the brain via the optic nerve. It is the brain (visual cortex) where all this information is analyzed to enable you to ‘see’ the object in its finished form. This is not to say that your eyes don’t play an important role as they certainly do.

3. Your eyes can adapt to blind spots in your vision

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Certain eye conditions such as Glaucoma and certain general health conditions such as having a stroke, can lead to you developing blind spots in your vision. This would be extremely debilitating if it wasn’t for your brain and your eyes ability to adapt to make these blind spots disappear. It does this by suppressing the blind spot in your affected eye and letting your other good eye ‘fill in the gaps’. It is adaptation like this that makes your eyes so resilient.

2. 20:20 vision is not the best vision you can have

eagle eye

When people hear the phrase 20:20 vision they assume that this is the best vision possible. However this is not true as 20:20 vision refers to what the average adult should be able to see. If you imagine a typical eye test chart the 20:20 vision is probably only the line second from the bottom. The line below it is even smaller  than 20:20 vision and would mean you have 20:16 vision. So don’t be so impressed next time someone tells you they have 20:20 vision!

1. Your eyes water when they are dry

eye water

I know this might sound crazy but this is one of strange facts about your eyes. Your tears are made up of 3 different components and they are water, mucus and fat. If these 3 components are not in exactly the right quantities, your eyes can become dry as a consequence. Your brain responds to this dryness by producing extra water and hence your eyes water.

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

 



BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
   
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
     
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,  Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "....And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
     
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
     
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
     
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman"..
     
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
     
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
        
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Man Rules

 


(At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down)
 
  Finally , the guys' side of the story.
must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear 
the rules" From the female side....
  Now here are the rules from the male side.    

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE! 
 
1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
 
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem 
only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the 
  other one 

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say, during commercials. .

1. Christopher Columbus did 
NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not 
color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. 
If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... 
Really 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. 
  Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; 

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - 
 
 to give them a bigger laugh.
 

June 7, 2011

After Effect Works - Venkatesh0690

 
My Works on Adobe After Effects :





















My Youtube Channel : 
http://www.youtube.com/user/venkatesh0690

June 5, 2011

List of All 174 Run Commands for Windows all-run-commands-for-windows

 



 Steps For “How to Run these Commands”.

Go to Start Menu – Run and type in the command to run the specific application. Command are in front of the Program, while program names are first in the list. So, It comes in handy if you have the list of all programs with you.
Run command increases you productivity and saves lot of time as you don’t require to access start menu to launch any application or system utility.
Run Commands Listed below In Alphabetical Order
To search Press Ctrl +F & type the Action you need to do.
ProgramRun Command
Accessibility Controlsaccess.cpl
Accessibility Wizardaccwiz
Add Hardware Wizardhdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programsappwiz.cpl
Administrative Toolscontrol admintools
Adobe Acrobat ( if installed )acrobat
Adobe Distiller ( if installed )acrodist
Adobe ImageReady ( if installed )imageready
Adobe Photoshop ( if installed )photoshop
Automatic Updateswuaucpl.cpl

Basic Media Playermplay32
Bluetooth Transfer Wizardfsquirt

Calculatorcalc
Ccleaner ( if installed )ccleaner
C: Drivec:
Certificate Managercdrtmgr.msc
Character Mapcharmap
Check Disk Utilitychkdsk
Clipboard Viewerclipbrd
Command Promptcmd
Command Promptcommand
Component Servicesdcomcnfg
Computer Managementcompmgmt.msc
Compare Filescomp
Control Panelcontrol
Create a shared folder Wizardshrpubw

Date and Time Propertiestimedate.cpl
DDE Sharesddeshare
Device Managerdevmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel ( if installed )directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooterdxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utilitycleanmgr
Disk Defragmentdfrg.msc
Disk Partition Managerdiskmgmt.msc
Display Propertiescontrol desktop
Display Propertiesdesk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected )control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utilitydrwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utilityverifier

Ethereal ( if installed )ethereal
Event Viewereventvwr.msc

Files and Settings Transfer Toolmigwiz
File Signature Verification Toolsigverif
Findfastfindfast.cpl
Firefoxfirefox
Folders Propertiescontrol folders
Fontsfonts
Fonts Folderfonts
Free Cell Card Gamefreecell

Game Controllersjoy.cpl
Group Policy Editor ( xp pro )gpedit.msc

Hearts Card Gamemshearts
Help and Supporthelpctr
Hyperterminalhypertrm
Hotline Clienthotlineclient

Iexpress Wizardiexpress
Indexing Serviceciadv.msc
Internet Connection Wizardicwonn1
Internet Propertiesinetcpl.cpl
Internet Setup Wizardinetwiz
IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration)ipconfig /all
IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents)ipconfig /displaydns
IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents)ipconfig /flushdns
IP Configuration (Release All Connections)ipconfig /release
IP Configuration (Renew All Connections)ipconfig /renew
IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re-Registers DNS)ipconfig /registerdns
IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID)ipconfig /showclassid
IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID)ipconfig /setclassid

Java Control Panel ( if installed )jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel ( if installed )javaws

Keyboard Propertiescontrol keyboard

Local Security Settingssecpol.msc
Local Users and Groupslusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out of Windowslogoff

Malicious Software Removal Toolmrt
Microsoft Access ( if installed )access.cpl
Microsoft Chatwinchat
Microsoft Excel ( if installed )excel
Microsoft Diskpartdiskpart
Microsoft Frontpage ( if installed )frontpg
Microsoft Movie Makermoviemk
Microsoft Management Consolemmc
Microsoft Narratornarrator
Microsoft Paintmspaint
Microsoft Powerpointpowerpnt
Microsoft Word ( if installed )winword
Microsoft Syncronization Toolmobsync
Minesweeper Gamewinmine
Mouse Propertiescontrol mouse
Mouse Propertiesmain.cpl
MS-Dos Editoredit
MS-Dos FTPftp

Nero ( if installed )nero
Netmeetingconf
Network Connectionscontrol netconnections
Network Connectionsncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizardnetsetup.cpl
Notepadnotepad
Nview Desktop Manager ( if installed )nvtuicpl.cpl

Object Packagerpackager
ODBC Data Source Administratorodbccp32
ODBC Data Source Administratorodbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboardosk
Opens AC3 Filter ( if installed )ac3filter.cpl
Outlook Expressmsimn

Paintpbrush
Password Propertiespassword.cpl
Performance Monitorperfmon.msc
Performance Monitorperfmon
Phone and Modem Optionstelephon.cpl
Phone Dialerdialer
Pinball Gamepinball
Power Configurationpowercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxescontrol printers
Printers Folderprinters
Private Characters Editoreudcedit

Quicktime ( if installed )quicktime.cpl
Quicktime Player ( if installed )quicktimeplayer

Real Player ( if installed )realplay
Regional Settingsintl.cpl
Registry Editorregedit
Registry Editorregedit32
Remote Access Phonebookrasphone
Remote Desktopmstsc
Removable Storagentmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requestsntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy ( xp pro )rsop.msc

Scanners and Camerassticpl.cpl
Scheduled Taskscontrol schedtasks
Security Centerwscui.cpl
Servicesservices.msc
Shared Foldersfsmgmt.msc
Sharing Sessionrtcshare
Shuts Down Windowsshutdown
Sounds Recordersndrec32
Sounds and Audiommsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Gamespider
SQL Client Configurationclicongf
System Configuration Editorsysedit
System Configuration Utilitymsconfig
System File Checker Utility ( Scan Immediately )sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility ( Scan Once At Next Boot )sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility ( Scan On Every Boot )sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility ( Return to Default Settings)sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility ( Purge File Cache )sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility ( Set Cache Size to Size x )sfc /cachesize=x
System Informationmsinfo32
System Propertiessysdm.cpl

Task Managertaskmgr
TCP Testertcptest
Telnet Clienttelnet
Tweak UI ( if installed )tweakui

User Account Managementnusrmgr.cpl
Utility Managerutilman

Volume Serial Number for C:label
Volume Controlsndvol32

Windows Address Bookwab
Windows Address Book Import Utilitywabmig
Windows Backup Utility ( if installed )ntbackup
Windows Explorerexplorer
Windows Firewallfirewall.cpl
Windows Installer Detailsmsiexec
Windows Magnifiermagnify
Windows Management Infrastructurewmimgmt.msc
Windows Media Playerwmplayer
Windows Messengermsnsgs
Windows Picture Import Wizard (Need camera connected)wiaacmgr
Windows System Security Toolsyskey
Windows Script host settingswscript
Widnows Update Launcheswupdmgr
Windows Version ( shows your windows version )winver
Windows XP Tour Wizardtourstart
Wordpadwrite

Zoom Utilityigfxzoom