Men's perspective on Wife
Men's perspective on Wife
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David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
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Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
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Socrates By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. |
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Unknown Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. |
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Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer.... is, 'What does a woman want? |
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Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. |
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Anonymous 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' |
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Sam Kinison 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' |
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James Holt McGavran 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' |
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Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. |
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Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... |
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Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. |
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Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. |
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Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. |
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Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' |
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Anonymous First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' |
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