Men's perspective on Wife

Men's perspective on Wife


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David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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Socrates

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Unknown

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


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Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer.... is, 'What does a woman want?
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Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

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Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'


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James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'


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Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


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Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


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Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'