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Beating the employment 'trap; enjoy it…

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.  5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is our rambrahmam.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.

              Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,  

                 'I do not know JAVA, but I have

                  nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates:  Candidates who never had experience of managing more

                than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.  

rambrahmam says to himself

                  'I never managed anybody by

                   myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can

                   happen to me ?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may

                leave.

500 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,

'I left school at 15, but what

          have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly,

       Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat

       to leave.

498 people leave the room.

rambrahmam says to himself,

'I do not speak one word of

          Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays

          and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else

          has gone.

Bill  Gates joined them and said

'Apparently you are the only

two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to

hear you have a conversation together in that

language..'

Calmly, rambrahmam turns to the other candidate and says ' ey ooru meedi? '                                                                                        

The other candidate answers…             ' Tirupathi '

"adi telugu vallante"  !!!