Logix.. :)

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate
But,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.



Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
So why practice?



If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?



Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.



One should love animals.
They are so tasty.



Behind every successful man,
There is a woman
&
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.



Every man should marry.
After all,
Happiness is not the only thing in
Life.



The wise never marry.
&
When they marry they become otherwise.



Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.



"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep



There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning



"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk



"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours



God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


The more you learn,
The more you know,
The more you know,
The more you forget
The more you forget,
The less you know
So Why learn.



A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk,
I have a work station.
What more can I say.