C- program to propose a girl

/* c- program to propose a girl*/

#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{

goto college;
scanf(?100%?,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf(?I Love U?);

scanf(?100%?,&reply);

}

if(reply == ?GAALI?)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == ?SANDAL ?)
exit(1);

else if(reply == ?I Love U?)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;

if(phone->voice == (lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice == lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}