HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :



Scenario 1



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and 
walks on.



That's MUMBAI



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Scenario 2



Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on



their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.



You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!



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Scenario 3



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.



The first two get together and beat him up.



That's DELHI



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Scenario 4



Two guys are fighting. A crowd 
gathers to watch.



A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.



That's AHMEDABAD



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Scenario 5



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.



He writes a software 
program to stop the fight.



But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.



That's BANGALORE



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Scenario 6



Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.



A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..



Peace settles in...



That's CHENNAI



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Scenario 7



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth



and they 
start arguing about who's right.



You are in KOLKATA



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Scenario 8




Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,



"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".



That's KERALA !



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And the best one is ....



Scenario 9



Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.



All 
sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.



You are in GOA !!!